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Before she puts her plan to dispel Tuthiya in motion, Dum knocks out her father with laxatives.
She starts gathering up herbs and other ingredients for a thai traditional tanning brew that will darken her skin instantly.

Her katoey friend Nawn helps her.
Dum vows in a video recording:“You just watch P’Nawn, I will make that pale face boy say he will not marry me. P’Nawn, don’t forget to record everything! Don’t fail me and record everything.”

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On his way to Dum’s hometown, Tuthiya and his man servant Mike find themselves lost. They stop in town for a break.

There, Dum and Tuthiya accidentally bump into each other. She was riding a bike with fat Nawn on the back seat. He happened to walked in front of them, the bike tipped over.

Dum hurt her arm, Tuthiya helped her up and apologized for the accident. When they looked at each other for the first time, instant attraction.

She nervously looked down and around.

Tuthiya:“I’m sorry, I wasn’t looking and you came along on your bike, I’m truly sorry.”

Dum:“I’m sorry too, I wasn’t careful too.”

He helped her up and checked her wounds. He offered to take her to the hospital. She declined his offer.

They nervously stared at each other. HAHA.

She quickly got her things and left.

Tuthiya’s servant guy commented that Dum is very beautiful,

“I never thought there will be a person that beautiful in his town.”

Tuthiya smiles and his servant guy points at him,”But you never know, your fiancee might be more beautiful.”

“Don’t mention her, that duck face girl, just to hear her name makes me feel foul.” Tuthiya yells.

Tuthiya smiles again and said: ‘But that girl, she is truly adorable.”

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Finally, Tuthiya finds Dum’s plantation. As they are coming in, there are signs up to welcome Tuthiya. As they get closer to the house, Tuthiya’s servant guy spots a sign that read “You pale face guy”. He laughs.

Tuthiya angrily curses Dum out for the sign.

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When they arrive at the house, Dum makes her presence known with a gunshot.

It scares the living bananas out of Tuthiya and his servant guy, they hide behind the car.

Dum:“Oy, what dog is barking around this area? If you don’t stop barking, I’m gonna shot you and make you a gay.”

Tuthiya takes a look and sees Dum all dressed up in her disguise–tanned skin and crazy afro wig.

He slowly stands up with his hands up in the air.

“Who are you guys?” Dum shouts at them.

Excitedly Tuthiya’s servant guys starts pointing at Tuthiya and said,

“Right here, this is your finacee.”

Annoyed, Tuthiya turns around and yells at his servant guy Mike:

“Why are you telling her for?”

Scared at the sight of Dum in her disguise, Mike runs off.

Tuthiya calls out to him: “Mike, how can you abandon me like this.”

Dum:“Oh I wondered who it was, it’s pale face boy!”

Tuthiya:”Oh I wondered too, Dum! When you were young, you were detestable. As an adult, you’re still detestable.”

Dum pushed him back:“Who is detestable? You need to look at yourself first before judging me. If people saw you, they will say you were GAY!”

Tuthiya:”Who are you calling a gay?”

He is about to strangle her but her repulsiveness was too much, he slowly back away.

He wiggle his hands and slapped them.

Tuthiya:“You’re lucky today because I don’t want to dirty my hands.”

Tuthiya and Dum continue to argue.

Tuthiya:‘I want you to know right now, the reason I drove all the way here is tell you that if you can’t find a husband in this life time, just accept it. Your appearance is really unbearable. Most importantly, don’t dream or hope that you will have the chance to marry me. We’re too different. Look at yourself and me, just accept it. You DARK-DUCK Face girl.”

The Dark-Duck Face girl comment set Dum off and she quickly recovered herself and wandered over to Tuthiya. She starts sexually harassing him.

She hugs him.

“MY hubby, I have missed you.” She tells him in her cutest voice.

He pushed her off and said, “Have you gone crazy?”

He tries to run way. She chased him around the car.

All this time, Tuthiya panics and repeats:“DON’T come near me!”

Dum tries to give him a kiss, Tuthiya frantically calls out for his driver Mike. Sadly for Tuthiya, Mike is off being drunk somewhere. He found a bottle of alcohol in the brushes and started drinking it.

Dum continues to taunt Tuthiya with sexual molestation:“come on, don’t be shy. Soon we will marry and make our bodies become one.”
Tuthiya:“Are you deaf or something, I said I will not marry you.”

Dum teases him that she misunderstood, “Did you say you want to marry me quicker?”

Tuthiya slowly:“I said, I don’t want to marry you. If you were the last woman on earth, I still would not marry you, you dark girl!”

Dum signals an okay sign to Nawn who is recording this whole conversation.

Before he makes his official departure, she kicks him in the groin.

Dum tries to rope Tuthiya for some reason, they struggle together and fall down.

Tuthiya:“A girl like you, who would ever want to be near you, the scariest thing ever!”

Dum:“Hey, I will tell my dad immediately to cancel our wedding.”

Tuthiya:”Good! Because I don’t want to marry you either! Do you hear me, I don’t want to marry, don’t want to marry, don’t want to marry YOU!”

All of a sudden Nawn slips down the hill and Tuthiya spots him. HAHA. For some stupid reason, Nawn starts meowing! HAHA.

Tuthiya sees the camera and tries to steal it from Nawn.

It was freaking hilarious how they were fighting for the camera.

Tuthiya tosses the tape into the pond. Dum walks over to him and tries to hug him again, Tuthiya starts freaking out and runs away from her.

Why do they let a drunk person drive? Well on the way home, Mike and Tuthiya have an accident.

Because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt, Tuthiya flies out, rolls down a hill, and hits his head on a rock.

I’m surprise he is not bleeding more.

It’s memory lost y’all.

Mike wants to inform Tuthiya’s parents about the accident, Dum advises him not too.

Mike is a little annoyed and said, “Who are you to tell me what I should do?”

Dum blurts out, “Well as your master’s fiancee, I have the right to order you.”

It’s official, everyone is inform by the doctor that Tuthiya has temporary amnesia.

Dum sees this as an opportunity to play a trick on Tuthiya for all the things he had said to her.

To make Mike go along with her plans, she puts fear in him, saying he will be jailed if people found out he was drunk while driving when the accident occurred.

Dum morphs Tuthiya into Thuy, her debt-ridden field hand.

Mike is no longer his servant, Mike becomes his cousin, “COUSIN Mike”.

By the end of the episode, Tuthiya picks up a phone call from his father. Sadly, Tuthiya is unaware the man on the other line is his father.

He is not aware he is “Ya” or “Tuthiya”.