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Thot is obnoxious in a good funny way. Favorite line:“My love, I’ll chew it for you and all you have to  do is swallow it.” Slap. HAHA. I would have slapped him too. If she wants to go on a hunger strike, just let her do it.

Bow is still disbelief. Her family can’t be part of the scheme. To prove his case, Thot shows her a letter written by her father. She reads it but still does not believe it. She rips the letter into little pieces and Thot smirks and said, “oh you can rip the letter as much as you want, I have more copies.” Yea! More copies. I can’t believe he made copies.

She accuses him of blackmailing her. But he is not blackmailing her. He has already told her father what they ‘did’ that night. Ding! Light-bulb, she gets it. She moderately stumbles back. “Oh, because of that reason, that is why my father agreed to it, so that means the reason why I’m here is because….”

“Yep, your whole family arranged everything.” Thot interrupts and finishes her sentence. “Simply put, your family wrapped you up as a gift to me.”

Aw, Bow cries. She pushes Thot onto the couch and hits him several times with a pillow before running back upstairs.

After Bow dresses herself, Thot takes her down to the yard where he introduces her to farm laborers.  He introduces Bow as his wife and they must call her the Khun Ying (Madam).

After the introductions, off to work they go and Bow is taken back to the room as a prisoner. I find it weird how everyone does nothing to save Bow. They don’t even find it weird. I would have been like weirdness, it’s time to dial 911 and get that crazy bastard arrested.

Caged up in the room, Bow is refusing to eat. Servant lady Thel can’t take it anymore and goes to look for Thot in the fields. He comes back to the house to see Bow crying and food scattered across the floor. He tells Thel he will take it from here.

He takes the plate of food and sits next to her. He taunts her. “Oh my love, he have missed me so much, you have been waiting to eat with me.”—Seriously, he is just asking to get slapped.

She was not happy and stood her ground, “I WILL NOT EAT! I will not eat anything.”

She starts to cry and complained why her life has turned out this way. The comment did hurt Thot but he said nothing and looked sorrowfully down.

He puts up another effort to feed her and she knocks the spoon away. “I will not eat it! I rather die than eat your food.” She shouts at him.

Bow stands up and he stands up too.

To taunt her more, what does he say.

Thot:“My love, lets do this, I’ll chew it for you and all you have to do is swallow it.”

S-L-A-P. “I WILL NOT EAT,” She shouts again.

After the slap, he smiles and gives up.

“It’s alright, if you don’t want to eat, it’s okay. When you are hungry than you will eat.”

He leaves her and she sinks to the floor and starts to weep excessively. Girl, I would too. It’s okay, Bow.

Oh hell na, he called.

When Thot makes his way to the living room, Bow’s phone, in her purse, rings. Who is it? It’s POM. Thot picks up  the phone and says nothing. Pom does all the talking: “Bow, It’s me. Where are you at?  I have missed you so much.”

Oh, oh, you know Thot was not happy. He immediately hangs up, leaving Pom very concern.

Bow comes down and sees her phone. “Oh, my phone. Give it to me.” Lady, he is not going to give it to you.

He doesn’t and aggravates her even more: “my love, this is our honeymoon, why would you want to call anyone?”

Bow wasn’t having it and pushed his hands away. “I’m not playing with you. And stop calling me your ‘love’. Because it makes me want to barf.”

Instead of being angry, Thot smiles. Excitingly he said, “You want to vomit, you’re very powerful, just one time, you’re already pregnant.”

Whack! I’m sorry, he just wants to get hit. And they begin to fight for the phone.

He’s bigger and she is not going to win. Next solution, BEG.

In her sweetest voice, “Please give me my cellphone back. {lease, I just want to call my mother for a bit. I miss my mother, just for a minute. I promise, pleassseeee!”

She extends her hand and makes a puppy face. He agrees and then tosses the phone outside.

Thot tauntingly:“My love, I apologize, I accidentally dropped your phone.” HAHA.

Yep, yep, she was not happy. She vows to kill him and called him crazy.

After fighting with Thot, she begins to feel dizzy. She passes out. She was drugged?  This is her 3rd time.

It’s the next day. Bow who passed out yesterday is still asleep. Before he leaves to attend to the fields, Thot tells Thel to give Bow whatever she want but don’t let her leave the house.

Thel is a little annoyed. She doesn’t like Bow much, she finds Bow incompatible with Thot.

1. Bow doesn’t cook.
2. Bow doesn’t cater to Thot’s need.
3. Bow doesn’t look proper.
4. Bow wakes up late.

Dang, if those are the requirements to be with Thot. Heck, I’m incompatible with him too. I’m pretty much all of those things. I don’t cook well. I don’t know how to cater to people. I’m not a proper Asian girl.

Thel takes food up to Bow, Bow refuses to eat again. This time, she is on a hunger strike. Thel was like “whatever” and left the room. HAHA. Like no one cares that Bow is being held captive. This is all normal to them.

After Thel leaves, Bow begins to feel hungry pains. Then randomly, a red ant’s nest is thrown into her room. She walks over to the balcony and sees a man up on a mango tree. It’s the mentally retarded man who drugged her a few days ago.

Bow accuses the man of teaming up with Thot to taunt her. After hearing Thot’s name, the man panics. “Don’t tell the boss, I’m here. I’m afraid.”

His comment makes Bow misunderstand that Thot is abusing this man too. To fight the power…haha…she said, EAT the sweet mango even if Thot forbids you to.

Now the next question, how did he get up the mango tree. Climb up himself? Or did he use a ladder.

Luckily for Bow, he used a ladder. Bow convinces the mentally retarded to bring the ladder over. He does.

She comes down and was so excited, she wanted to hug him but he kept squirming she decided to give him a pat on the back instead. I laughed so much. Hug or Pat? Lets go with the pat because the mentally retarded guy is wiggling like nobody’s business.

Bow is on the run. But hunger sets in, she hasn’t eaten since yesterday. What to do? Oh, it’s a grape orchard. Grapes! YUM!

Bow sees a truck driving towards her and flags it down.

Back at the house, mentally retarded guy Pong is still hanging around enjoying his sweet mangoes. At this point, Thot has learned that Bow has escaped. He is pissing mad.

He comes marching into the room, yelling at Thel, then he looks down from the balcony, he sees the ladder and mentally retarded guy Pong at ground level. Thot becomes even more furious. One, Bow has escape. Two, Pong shouldn’t be eating mangoes because he has diabetes, eating sweet mangoes will increase his glucose level.  How? I thought fruits were good for you. Whatever, I’m not a doctor.

The man Boww flagged down is Chakorn, he is not a worker here but he is one of the managers of the farm.

Bow tells Chakorn she has been kidnapped by a crazy, evil man. “He kidnapped me from Bangkok, but I can’t talk now. We should just go.”

As Bow is inching closer to the truck, Thot walks over. “My Love,” Thot cheerfully called out to her.

“Where are you going, my love,” he asked.

She is in the car now and she panics. “This is the guy,” she frets to Chakorn. Thot is very calm and happy. He cheerfully greeted Chakorn which totally surprised Bow. “Ow, I thought you didn’t work here, wow, everyone here is not to be trusted,” she said while looking at Chakorn.

Chakorn defends himself by saying, it wasn’t a lie, he is not a laborer here. And, Thot defends him. Chakorn is not a laborer, he is a manager here.

Thot struggles to pull Bow out of the truck and Chakorn watch with bewilderment. He was like, “WTF”.

Back at the house, Thot suggest Chakorn take a picture of Bow and him together. Why, so that he can plaster her picture everywhere so that his laborers will know who she is.

So, Thot hugs and tries to kiss Bow while Chakorn struggles to take a good picture of them. Pretty hilarious because Chakorn was all into. He was angling himself to get the perfect picture. I laughed. HAHA. You can not help but laugh during this scene.

Ewww!! Throw flip flops, we have the introduction to our nang’rai. She has been trying to get with Thot for a long time and now he is married. She is not please. When she sees Thot with Bow,  she enters the state of shock.

She came to visit him and even brought a basket of desserts. The sight of Bow with Thot, she drops her basket filled with desserts and nearly cried. I loved how Thot simply said ‘hi’ and introduced Bow as his wife and pretty much left. He didn’t even notice her weird behavior. He was like “hi” and then Bye. HAHAH.

Her name is Bai-Tong, she is the daughter of a very rich farmer, the next farm over. She is your typically nang’rai. Good in front of pra’ek but nasty with other people. She doesn’t cook, she makes her servant cook for Thot and would lie to Thot that she made it.

Chakorn has a crush on her. Good luck with that, Chakorn! It won’t be easy.

More arguing inside the house between Bow and Thot. Bow is still refusing to eat though her stomach is growling.

“I will not eat until I’m allow to go back home.” She protests.

Ahhh…to mess with her, he leaves sugar muffins on the table before he leaves.

Parting words: “my love, are you sure you won’t come out and eat lunch with me?”

Bow:“Absolutely not.”

Thot smiles:“Then, I’m leaving now.”

Bow’s response:‘Go where you want and die there.”

He leaves, she comes out. SUGAR muffins. I don’t know what they are called, but they taste so good!

She thought the same as me, “SUGAR muffins!” Instantly they are gone.Thot knew she would eat them and quickly came back.

“Have you seen my sweets….I left them here.” He questioned her. She doesn’t answer him and looks away.

“I must’ve forgotten where I place them.” He continues.

She turns around and shakes her head ‘no’ and it’s obvious. She has crumbs on her face. He smiles. Because he won. She ate it.

That night they fought over the bed, but Thot won without putting much effort. The floor was too hard, she was struggling to fall asleep. The bed looked comfy, she decided to sneak onto the bed with him. You can read more about it here.

The next morning, Thot wakes up first and is surprise to find Bow all over him. He leaves and Bow is waken up by Thel much later in the day. Bow pleaded with Thel to help her escape. She doesn’t love Thot and he kidnapped her. Because they are both women, they should unite. Servant lady Thel refuses because she fears getting yelled at by Thot.

Loser, he is married now and yet she still wants him.

After chatting with Bow, stupid Thel reports to  Bai-Tong what Bow had said. What the hell. Thel, don’t give that crazy heffer hope. She is not what you think she is. She is evil, I tell ya.

Yep, though Thot is married to Bow now, Bai-Tong will keep trying. YUCK!

I skipped a lot of Kare and Chai scenes to get to the ending. I think those scenes were pointless and don’t add favor to the story.

So now we are at the end of Episode 2. Stupid Pom knows that Bow is married now from Kare.He is devastated and drowns himself with alcohol at the house. His crazy wife Nee comes down and pulls the bottle away from him. “Wow, do you miss her that much?” She barks at him.

He makes a fist and raises it, readying himself to punch her. She challenges him, “Go ahead, slap me!”

“Go ahead, Slap me” Nee repeats for the second time.

I laughed. Um, I think he wants to punch you not slap you. But he won’t. He knows better.

End.