Rita is zoom zoom ready for you

This is for Image magazine January 2010 issue, my initial thought when I saw Rita Jensen with her pants half way down, wearing a zebra print bra and panties set, and forcefully lounged on a motorcycle, I thought ‘hm’. I didn’t know what to think. My second thought was, I hope someone will help her down when they’re done taking pictures. She might trip. I know, stupid. Come on, all of the heterosexual males in Thailand will help her down.

After looking at a few more times, they went overboard with photoshopping her face. Her face is like an anime character, so much blurring and blending, they made her a new face.

Other stars were featured in the issue too, my favorite is of “Aff” Taksaorn Paksukcharean, appearing like an angel in a creamy ruffled wrapped around the neck shawl. I like the lightening, how the hair is cleanly slicked back. Of course, I don’t need to talk about the makeup, it’s flawless.

Sure, if you keep looking at her, it does look like she is wearing a bathroom rug around her neck. Just don’t think about that, I like my first image better.

Peter Corp Dyrendal shirtless, that is always nice to look at. I wish he would lose the flower, it makes him look CORN-NEE.

Yardthip Ratchpal  and “Tack” Paranyoo Rodjanawuttitham–ug!

“Tong” Pakkaramai Protranan is just okay bare.  Janie Tienposuwan and Mario Maurer–I don’t know what they are going far with this picture? Mario looks like he is about to cry and Janie is trying to be sensual.

Another picture of Rita on the motorcycle in a different pose. Wow, the power of photoshop, they flatten her stomach and made her legs skinner. Or maybe it is just the angle.

Marisa Anita almost kissing a girl and Nadech “Barry” Kugimiya is holding a white rose and there is a naked woman in the background.  Okay?

Dome is pierce with an arrow to the heart. Okay. He looks like a zombie.