I thought this was pretty funny and insulting at the same time, a Thai netizen ranting on and on about why some guys don’t want to get married in the comment section for Tangmoe and Thank’s break up article at Manager website.
“The reason why some guys don’t have a wife yet is because…
I can enjoy xxx in a good price range
Going out every week=2,000 x 4 = 8,000 baht/ month ($247 USD)
= 8,000 x 12 = 96,000 baht/ year ($2,964.79 USD)
I can choose whatever generation (meaning he can date young girls too), any size, the latest thing on the box.
There is no obligation, no assurance of worth or service.Searching for a wife
Capital for courting= 100,000 up ($3,088.33 USD)
Capital for a down payment= 300,000 baht up ($9,264.98 USD)
Cost of a home for her=1,500,000 baht up ($46,324.89 USD)
Traveling expenses=600,000 up ($18,529.96 USD)
Service fee per month=50% of your monthly salary
Which does not include the waste of time and the insanity from the interference and the terribleness from the product (meaning the girl)Once you buy it, you can’t take it back. You can’t use other similar products together (meaning no threesomes)
The product has long life; however, its quality decreases as soon as you purchase it.
Though the product is used, but is sold full price (meaning the guy she married was not her first).
You do not have the right to own your product.
But the product has the right to own you,
And everything you own.
If your product shoots up bamboo (I think it means having a kid, not too familiar with the expression), the revenue that we discussed since the beginning, all of it, you have to subtract 30%.[Gibberish that I don't understand] to have a wife there is a lot of suffering…
To have a wife is like a cellphone…it’s like a device to wait, to be attached.
To have a wife is like having a guard…waiting, interrogating, and make you feel on edge.
To have a wife is like having a house…to live there for a long time, you will get bored of it.
To have a wife is like a ghost…her body is never made up.
To have a wife is like a demon…when she is upset, it’s quite scary.
To have a wife is like having a clay jar…you can put fermenting fish there for hundreds of years.
To have a wife is like having a debit card…you need to add money to it continuously
To have a wife is like a galloping horse…once they gallop they never wait when they feel bold
To have a wife is liking having a computer…you have to get it repair often.
To have a wife is like a Gourami fish…once they discover better water, they want to leave.
To have a wife is like a tiger…they completely devour the prey with nothing left.
To have a wife is like a scissor…whenever you cut, it breaks off every time.
To have a wife you like to spend more…buy a new one, sweetheart (hubby)
To have a wife you like to be pestering…every time you see each other you complain.
To have a wife you like to [??] heart…why do you like to be with each other.”
Wow, that was insulting. As a woman, I’ve been deduce to being a damaging/ nagging product and apparently I’m too expensive. All women are. He rather seek prostitutes than be in a committed relationship.
It is funny because I honestly have met guys that have made me think similar things, but I would never “invest in” or date/marry those guys. So, you get what you go after. No need to insult all women cause you don’t know how to pick them.
I don’t think this is funny at all, didn’t even make me smirk. This guy(if it is a guy) seems to be after sex and is only looking at the physical, he objectifies women. Every human being is different, wether you’re a girl or a guy.
Oh boyyyy! It hurts my head already! If I were a guy, I wouldn’t want to get marry either! lol.
Wow, what an insecure guy that came up with this rationality. Than again it could be from a gal who wants to make excuses about one or two guys that didn’t want to marry her. From what it sounds those who tink like that will never truly be happy and will be lonely for the rest of their lives.
LOL I guess I don’t need to say no more.
That was hilarious and sexist at the same time. Seems like the guy who wrote it has some woman issues. There’s good and bad from both sexes.
yeah it works both ways. some men are really f***ing immature and not worth investing in. some men only want sex and according to that man up there, he wants only sex. some men are needy and like ladybug says it’s like caring for a baby that never grows up despite how old they are. some men want a mom (to cook, to clean, to pretty much be their slave) and yet they wonder why they’re single LOL.
as for women, some are conniving and are gold diggers. some do nag a lot (trust me, i hear constant nagging everyday from my housemate). some only want a man for their sperm (so they can have babies lol). the list goes on and on.
Often, I meet guys who think like this. Since I’m just a colleague, they allow themselves to let me see this side of them. I think it’s either the guy chooses the wrong girl or he was not ready for a relationship.
You pick a girl but forgot to check her personnality=> you have a 90% chance to end up in hell with a beautiful demon.
You’re not ready to be in a relationship=> you just can’t love your partner. You may want her but to understand her and stop doing the things that piss her off, you need to be able to accept and love. (Often, guys find a girl intolerable but never catch the fact that they can hurt her so easily!!!)
This can work both ways. I’m not ready to settle down, because men are too needy for me–its like caring for a baby that never grow-up.